Is everyone on vacation without me? It certainly looks that way. Lately, life has felt like an endless scroll of “friends” (internet and otherwise) soaking up rays on the Amalfi coast, clinking glasses of Aperol, and laughing haughtily without me. Maybe (probably) there’s a bit of projection here, but I’ve lost the plot. Photos featuring couples in breathable linens at a seaside dinner in Lisbon seem to be multiplying on Instagram. French rosé haunts me. Bougie algorithm aside, this hunch—that everyone is traveling without me—actually is a real phenomenon.
Dubbed ‘revenge travel,’ lessened Covid restrictions worldwide have caused a surge in vacations this summer. People everywhere are trying to make up for lost time, staying booked (flights, hotels, reservations) and busy (shopping, sunbathing, relaxing) while the warm weather lasts. But, what happens with the rest of us? The ones who won’t (or can’t) jet-set this summer? All that’s left is to find ways to cope.
Personally, I tried bargaining. It didn’t last long—just try googling “affordable flights to Nice in August,” and you’ll see what I mean. Anger was also no good (there are more important things to worry about). No, what I recommend is a healthy dose of straight-up denial. When the world is messy, and everyone else is on vacation, it might just be time to lather on some sunscreen, grab a book, and spritz yourself. Trust me, it’s the only thing that works.
Ahead are some summery products to get you in the mood. Close your eyes, and it’s almost like you’re on the Italian coast.